Unbelievable stuff I heard on the news today

Well today's news was just one ridiculous story after another. Shouldn't be called the news, should be called Entertainment Today. Don't get me wrong, there is plenty of sad, horrible news also, but the news pretty much makes me laugh these days.

3-D TV's have made their way to mainstream markets, today. Great, what will our husbands want next? Because lord knows mine wants a bigger TV than what he has now. Isn't her boobs big enough on the regular screen we have now? And heck, if its HD channel and the news isn't broadcast in HD, you get a crappy minimized version, the picture goes bad and the colors change. Oh well, you get to watch TV right?

Who in the world thought of naked sushi? Why would you want to eat raw anything off a naked body, a man's body no less? Ewww That's not the fish!!! Hope the eaters don't mind a little hair with their food.

And my favorite....there was a lady in Florida today, who was driving to see her boyfriend, with her ex-husband in the car. While driving, she went about shaving her bikini area and crashed into an SUV. And we thought texting was a killer. Dang, what was that lady thinking??? A razor, sensitive area and potholes, YIKES!! Wonder if she knicked herself when she hit the SUV.

What possible could be next? Everyday there is bizarre things happening that don't make it to the news, but alot of them get caught on People of Walmart.com. And I know plenty of you out there have done a bizarre thing or two, its what keeps me entertained and wondering what's some wierdo gonna do this time.